How I Will Make Money or My Perfect Job

[la_samtyr]

So, after due consideration and much soul-searching, I have decided to offer my services as a jinx on eBay--just as soon as I can figure out how to do the listing. And no, I'm not kidding. I figure since I can practically guarantee my ability to jinx (much like Broadway Joe guaranteed a win in SB III), it ought to be worth something to someone. Businesses, sports teams, you name it.... the possibilities are endless. Of course, even I have standards. I refuse to jinx the Cubbies, Pens, Blues or Hawks--and maybe the NY Rangers as well. Looks as if they have enough trouble on their own w/o adding me to the mix. I figure anything else is fair game though. I wonder if someone would hire me to go to the Yankees games? Hey owners and GMs--check it out! Why worry about things like a salary cap, stats and what-have-you when you can have your very own jinx to do the work? (I don't think that came out right...) I've mentioned it before, but honestly I think this is the best career choice for me. Stay tuned.