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Hey, today is LEGO's 68th birthday! Yep, that's 68 whole years of tiny bruises and hopping around the house on one foot while cursing - which is definitely grounds for cake, don't you think?
Hmm. Maybe a LEGO cake would be more appetizing.
Now, in theory, a LEGO brick cake is pretty simple to make: just stack cupcakes on a sheet cake, frost the whole shebang, and then stick as many LEGO flotsam pieces on it as possible so people don't think you've created an edible skin rash:
I have an irresistible urge to step on this.
You can also use the time-tested, wreckerator-approved method of just writing what the cake is supposed to be ON the cake, so people are sure to get the hint:
If I were Kyle, I'd be hoping there were another 9 cakes waiting in the wings.
Still, those aren't half bad for homemade, right? Of course, they're not homemade, they're professional. And so is this:
(The Cliffs of INSANITY!)
And this:
It's like the underside of a sheep belly. A cold sheep belly.
(Ok, not THAT cold, but still, you know, pretty cold.)
And this:
There's a "sh***ing bricks" joke in here SOMEWHERE, I just know it.
If you want your LEGO cake to get really confusing, just add crayon candles:
I see a pair of goggles exploding rainbows. Which is almost awesome.
And you're never going to believe it, but this, too, is a professionally made "LEGO" brick cake:
[looking around]
[shifty eyes]
Ok, if no one else is going to say it, I will:
LEGO NIPPLES.
FUN FACT: The little bumps on LEGO bricks are called "studs."
FUNNER FACT: Today's wreckporters Breanna, Amanda K., Cindy S., Autumn & Dylan, Sondra D., Brian K., Gwen I., & Cricket are total stud-magnets. Awww yeeeeah. (Also: ouch.)
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Here's one that's been languishing in my drafts folder for nearly a year, and it still makes me snort-giggle - but I can guarantee there is NO WAY you all will find it as amusing as I do. You just won't. Trust me. You'll think it's cute and adorable and I'm a terrible person for laughing.
Or you'll laugh, too, and then we can nod knowingly at each other from across crowded rooms, as if to say, "Yeah, I'm a terrible person, too. S'all good."
A Minor Oversight:
Sadly, God neglected to add air holes.
Thanks to Anony M., the first newly inducted member of the Terrible Person Club.
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If that made you snort-laugh, then I have the perfect baby shower gift for all your friends:
This book has over 2,000 5-star reviews and looks absolutely hysterical, definitely bookmark it for the next time you need a shower gift.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: