Some Humor

[la_samtyr]

Ganked from a sib:

Female Comebacks!

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Comments

[carmenmariabs.livejournal.com]

:) :) :) :) :)
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Muy buenos!!!!
Carmen
Thank you and happy summmer

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed this! :)

Have a great summer!

[autumnverse.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Briiiiillliant!

I especially liked this one: Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Have to remember that one ;)

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

I have to remember several, lol! ;)