la_samtyr | Monday Meme

I Have Done 88 Out Of The 139 'Stupid' Things...

(x) Smoked A Cigarette -- only once when I was about 12. Well, I tried to and puked right away. That cured me of any further interest, period.
(x) Smoked A Cigar -- Of all of the disgusting things... you'd think I'd have learned from the first one.
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
( ) Smoked pot

SO FAR: 3

( ) Are / Been In Love (No, I only delude myself so it doesn't count, right? Right.)
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 6

(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die -- I'm a primary caregiver; of course I have.

SO FAR: 9

( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 10

(x) Eaten Sushi - with Sue and others in the Castro :)
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 11

(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship -- which taught me this: the cops will say that you asked for it and to not bother them. Lesson learned.
(x) Taken Pain Killers - On occasion, because of injuries
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Can’t Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 16

(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up (fancy dress counts)

SO FAR: 21

(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 26

(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake -- Not deliberately; I hit it with a lawnmower

SO FAR: 28

(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 32

(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident -- nothing major though

SO FAR: 35

(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - I ♥ ice cream! Om nom nom!
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 38

(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 41

(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 45

(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 48

(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 50

(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 53

(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A car/coach Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 55

( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 55

( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 57

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 60

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 64

(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) VISITED Jail

SO FAR: 65

( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger -- of course, they were blind but it was still nice to hear
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 68

(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Pr0n Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 72

( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided someone’s hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 75

( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 76

(x) Been Used -- sadly, yes
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 80

(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on -- yes, when I was a lot younger
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

SO FAR: 83

(x) Written Pr0n
(x) Read Pr0n
(x) Read Pr0n when you shouldn't have
( ) Written Pr0n whilst teaching a class/when you shouldn't have
(x) Thought about pr0n when you shouldn't have
(x) Watched pr0n

TOTAL: 88