Why See The Movie When You Can Read This Review?

[la_samtyr]

*Sparkling*, *twinkling* vampires? Ugh. I prefer *wine* to sparkle, than you very much. Oh wait. ::intones:: I never drink... wine. Ah, I feel better now. Yes, that is *much* better. No sparkling vampires here.

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