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[la_samtyr]

Have fun. Yoinked from carbyville:

The Basics
Gender? Female
Sexual Orientation? Bi, probably.
Single? Yes.
Would you like to be? No.
Birthday? November 31st.
Age you act? No idea.
Age you wish you were? I'm not saying unless it means I can go back in a time machine.
Height? 5'7-ish.
Eye color? Blue.
Happy with it? I guess.
Hair color? Dark blonde.
Happy with it? I guess so.
Left/right/ambidextrous? Mildly ambidextrous but mostly right.
Your living arrangement? I live in a nice little shack.
Family? None.
Job? On the dole.
Piercings? Just my ears.
Tattoos? Not yet -- I refuse to have anything done around here for a variety of reason.
Obsessions? Yes.
Can you speak another language? No -- I can barely make myself understood in English.
Favorite quote? "I dream for a living." -- Steven Spielberg.
Any webpages? No.

Deep Thoughts
Do you live in the moment? More or less.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? No. I used to think I was but I was reassured that I am incredibly intolerant and prejudiced. Hey, would my family lie to me? Well, would they?
Do you have any secrets? Yes.
Do you hate yourself? Yes.
Do you like your handwriting? Meh.
Do you have any bad habits? Of course.
What is the compliment you get most from people? No idea.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Eleanor Rigby.
What's your biggest fear? I think I spoke about this before.
Can you sing? No.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? No.
Are you a loner? Yes.
If you were another person, would you want to be friends with you? No.
Are you a daredevil? Not any more.
Is there anything you fear/hate about yourself? Yes.
Are you passive or aggressive? I'm passive/aggressive.
What is your greatest strength and weakness? No comment.
If you could change one thing about yourself? Where to start? Where to start....?
There are three wells: love, beauty & creativity. Which one do you choose? None. It would be either money or youth. (Though in our culture beauty = youth.)
How do you vent? Listen to music.
Do you think you are emotionally strong? No.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing? Hell yes!
Do you think life has been good so far? No idea.
What do you like most about your body? N/A.
And least? Weight.
Do you find yourself attractive? No.
Are you confident? Not anymore, if I ever was.
What fictional character are you most like? Junior del Mar.
Do people know how you feel? No.
Are you perceived wrongly? Probably.

Do you...
Smoke? No!
Do drugs? No.
Read the newspaper? If I can scrounge a free copy somewhere.
Pray? No.
Go to church? No.
Talk to strangers who IM you? Sometimes, if I think I know them.
Sleep with stuffed animals? Heh, why sleep with stuffed animals when I have furkids.
Take walks in the rain? Yes.
Talk to people even though you hate them? Yes because I don't have much choice, they're family or cow-irkers.
Drive? Yes.
Like to drive fast? Who, moi? O;)

Have you ever...
Hurt yourself? Yes.
Been out of the country? Yes.
Eaten something that made others sick? No idea.
Been unfaithful? Yes. They cheated first, so why the hell should I bother being faithful?
Been in love? No, I just deluded myself that I was.
Done drugs? No comment.
Gone skinny dipping? No.
Had surgery? Yes when I was a kid.
Ran away from home? Yes.
Played strip poker? No.
Got beaten up? No.
Been picked on? Yes.
Been on stage? Yes.
Slept outdoors? Yes.
Pulled an all-nighter? Yes.
What's your record? No idea really.
Talked on the phone all night? Yes.
Slept together with someone of the opposite sex but didn't have sex? Yes.
Slept all day? Yes.
Killed someone? Oh do I wish!
Made out with a stranger? No.
Had sex with a stranger? No.
Had sex at all? Yes.
Thought you were going crazy? Yo, I *am* crazy. Mad as a hatter, as it were.
Kissed the same sex? Yes.
Anything sexual with the same sex? Yes.
Been betrayed? Yes! I never seem to learn either.
Had a dream that came true? Sadly, yes.
Broken the law? No comment.
Met someone famous? No.
Killed an animal by accident? No.
Stolen anything? Yes.
Been on the radio/TV? No.
Been in a mosh-pit? No.
Had a nervous breakdown? Probably.
Considered a religious vocation? NO!
Been criticized about your sexual performance? No comment.
Bungee jumped? No.
Had a reoccurring dream? Yes.

Clothing...
Shoe brand? As long as they fit properly.
Clothing brand? As long as it fits.
Scent? Don't wear any -- allergies.
Normal attire? T-shirts and jeans/sweats.
Do you wear hats? Sometimes.
Do you wear make-up? Don't wear any -- allergies.
Favorite place to shop? Any place that has what I am looking for.
Favorite article of clothing? Whatever is clean, never mind the wrinkles. XD
Are you trendy? No.
Would you rather wear a uniform to school? N/A

Beliefs...
Life on other planets? Yes.
Miracles? Yes.
Astrology? Yes.
Magic? Yes.
God? Yes.
Satan? No.
Santa? You bet! Because Santa brings the *cool* presents, always, and who wants to get only socks and underwear? (Ok, maybe I should rephrase that...)
Ghosts? Yes.
Luck? No.
Love? No.
Love at first sight? No
Yin & Yang? It's my second tattoo design. ;)
Witches? Yes.
Easter bunny? Not really.
Is it possible to be faithful forever? No.
Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? I hope so! :)
Do you wish on stars? But of course.

Love...
Do you remember your first love? Yes.
Still love him/her? No.
Do you consider love a mistake? Yes.
What do you find romantic? No idea.
Turn-on? Nothing really.
Turn-off? Damn near everything.
Do you go more by looks or personality? Neither.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you attractive? I *know* they don't find me attractive.
What is best about the opposite sex? The Y chromosone.
And worst? That damned Y chromosone.
What's the last present someone gave you? Shoes
Are you in love? No.
Is you significant other hot? N/A

The last person who...
Haunted you? Considering I am literally surrounded by ghosts...
You wanted to kill? My ex-from-hell. I should have done it too.
You laughed at? No idea.
Turned you on? You mean as in movies or RL? If movies, you should know the answer already.
You went shopping with? N/A
Broke your heart? My mom.
Disappointed you? No idea.
Made you cry? No idea.
Brightened your day? My lj sibs.
You thought about? One of my lj sibs.
You saw a movie with? I have no idea.
You talked to on the phone? My auntie.
You talked to on IM? SugarCooky
You saw? No idea.
You lost? My mom.
You thought was insane? No idea.
You told off? My Cousin Donna(tm)
You trusted? No idea.
You turned down? No idea.

When was the last time you...
Smiled? Earlier this morning when le kitty-cat was being weird. (I need a camcorder...)
Laughed? See above.
Cried? I cry a lot, and I cry easily. Guess why.
Bought something? Yesterday I bought gas.
Danced? Not since before I graduated from jr. high.
Were sarcastic? That would be everyday.
Hugged someone? No idea.
Talked to an ex? No idea.
Watched your favorite movie? I watched 'Candy' Wednesday. It's not necessarily my *favorite* movie but it's definitely in the Top 5.
Had a nightmare? No idea. Really.
Talked on the phone? Today.
Listened to the radio? It's on now.
Watched TV? A half-hour ago to catch the local weather.
Went out? Today.
Helped someone? Ummmm.
Were mean? 'Mean' is my middle name.
Sang? Hmmmm.
Saw a movie in a theater? June.
Said "I love you"? To a human, you mean -- no idea.
Missed someone? Today. Everyday.
Fought with a family member? Well, I hung up on My Cousin Donna(tm) on Tuesday...
Fought with a friend? Uh....
Had a serious conversation? IRL -- two or three days ago.
Got drunk? Heh.
Had sex? No comment.