At Last! An Update From Moi! ;)

[la_samtyr]

LJ has been being a hor and not letting me in, so I'd better try and update while I can. Right now, my life is undergoing major suckage. [Yes, you say, and when *isn't* your life like that?]

Once again, I get to clean up places which I really and truly *loathe* with a passion. Someday I am going to post pics of the messes I've had to clean up so that you can judge for yourself. Let me say this--I *know* why landlords are bastards to deal with; it's because of the 1% of the renters who are lowlife scumbags, *that's* why! The place I have to clean up now is damn near trashed--the renters decided to paint the downstairs master bedroom with black paint (walls and ceiling, no less) with neon blue, green, orange, red and yellow spatters to add that oh-so-chic touch. In addition, they came closerthanthis to burning the place down--there are little burn holes all through the carpet--and the drawers to the built-in kitchen cupboard are gone. Not to mention that the bathroom is completely trashed. Complete and utter filth --apparently they knew how to wash their clothes (and I assume their bodies) but that's about it. Oh yes, and the kitchen cupboards from above the sink are gone. *Totally disappered*. In the upstairs hallway, there are about a dozen cement blocks stacked up--I have no clue as to why. They also let one of their dogs live in a bedroom; that one is full of ripped up newspaper and reeks of dog piss and shit. For heating (since they apparently couldn't pay their gas bill) they were using one of those "wood pellet" stoves but instead of pellets they were using old seed corn that the local seed companies give away for free. Shit! that corn has all sorts of fertilizer and weed killer and god-knows-what else on it; it's not even yellow, all you can see is this pink coating. One door is sealed shut w/the gunk that is used to stop up foundation cracks. Nearly ever window has glass broken/cracked or missing entirely, along withe the storm/screen combinations that no longer have screen--at least the ones that are still attached to the house w/a very small screw. The main door doesn't even have a knob, let alone a lock. Why should it? It's not like they *own* the place, it's the landlord's job to fix up all the damage. They're just poor misunderstood renters who are bullied around by the landlord. Oh yeah, the piece de resistance? A *camperful* of rotten deer meat! One of the guys who was helping me lock up the place took a peek inside that camper and he puked his guts out--and this from a guy who served in Korea and Nam, so he's seen some pretty damn gross shit, let me tell you. I've known him almost 20 years, and he's always laughed about me feeling sick over rotten garbage that was left behind. Hah!! And *I'm* the one who has to clean this shit up! Fuck that!

I wish to god I was Berts size so I could beat the shit out of these motherfucking little assholes. Better yet, dress 'em out like deer.