First, go read this.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/16621537.html?page=1#comments
Then read this.
So, I am looking at the discontinued videos at the local grocery store this morning, seeing what goodies are to be found, when I overhear the following conversation between two high school kids:
Student 1: Did you hear about Harry Potter?
Student 2: No, what?
Much whispering ensues, punctuated by "ewwwws" and "no way". Louder whispering follows, and then this gem:
Student 2: But he *can't* be gay. He's too old. I mean, anyone over thirty doesn't even think about sex! They can't even *have* sex!
So there you have it, sibs. For those of you over 30, you are obviously asexual beings. And for those of you who *haven't* reached 30 yet, enjoy it while you can, kids. Your days are numbered.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/16621537.html?page=1#comments
Then read this.
So, I am looking at the discontinued videos at the local grocery store this morning, seeing what goodies are to be found, when I overhear the following conversation between two high school kids:
Student 1: Did you hear about Harry Potter?
Student 2: No, what?
Much whispering ensues, punctuated by "ewwwws" and "no way". Louder whispering follows, and then this gem:
Student 2: But he *can't* be gay. He's too old. I mean, anyone over thirty doesn't even think about sex! They can't even *have* sex!
So there you have it, sibs. For those of you over 30, you are obviously asexual beings. And for those of you who *haven't* reached 30 yet, enjoy it while you can, kids. Your days are numbered.
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Date: 2007-10-20 11:57 pm (UTC)and *geeks* I KNEW HE WAS GAY!
The question is...
who is his lover??
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Date: 2007-10-21 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-21 01:04 am (UTC)EEK!!!!!!
But surely someone else as well...
snape perhaps?