Possible? Spoilers? for "HP/Deathly Hallows"

[la_samtyr]

EDIT: Some possible? spoilers for Deathly Hallows, from the metaquotes:

http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6216980.html#cutid1



captainsblog wonders what would happen ...
... if the late, great Ingmar Bergman had written Deathly Hallows.


A Burrow. Morning, dark and foggy, lit by a single candle.

ZOOM on a solitary clock, ticking nervously whilst its hands all point to MORTAL PERIL.

Pan back to reveal RON playing a solitary game of wizard chess with DEATH.

RON
Check.

DEATH
(moving King)
Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me.

FADE TO a wounded GEORGE, lying in agony upon his bed. FRED, or possibly the Ghost of FRED, encircles him. FRED's face encircles GEORGE's, finally the two becoming one, two-eared, twin.

FRED, GEORGE
(as one)
Brilliant! Now they won't be able to tell us apart again!

FADE TO a cemetery. ZOOM in on image in ancient tombstone.


VOICE
Would you please interpret this symbol, Miss Granger?

HERMIONE
But the patient is dead!

TOMBSTONE
::bursts into laughter::

FADE TO IMAGES, ONE QUICKLY AFTER ANOTHER, of other, newer tombstones in the graveyard reading:
HEDWIG
DOBBY
FRED
REMUS
TONKS
CREEVEY
POTTER?!?

HARRY
Who are you?

DEATH
I am Death.

HARRY
Have you come for me?

DEATH
I have long walked by your side.

HARRY
So I have noticed.

DEATH
Are you ready?

HARRY
My body is ready, but I am not.

FADE TO BLACK.


Sheesh. And all these years I thought it was Star Wars she was ripping off.

Context will never know the highfaultin-inity of this film.

Comments

[thought-ribbons.livejournal.com]

I think you should re-lable that as spoliers

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Ok, will do.

[thought-ribbons.livejournal.com]

Thanks, just it gives away who died and some other stuff so it might spoil someone

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I tend to forget that not everyone reads at warp speed the way I do.

[thought-ribbons.livejournal.com]

LOL! I do! but just thinking of others!!

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

:) Coolness! Thanks again for the reminder.