The Slash Just Writes Itself

[la_samtyr]

I want to be a sports announcer and get paid for saying stoopid stuff on air.

Yoinked from sxeraven's lj...


Total Barry Melrose School of Broadcasting moment from Brian Engblom on Versus tonight... they were doing highlights from around the league, and they're showing a couple goals from the Montreal Canadiens against the Ottawa Senators... and they get to Kovalev's.

"And you know someone's always got to go back door... Alexei Kovalev (pronouced Kova-love, a'la Melrose) like he always does, and damn if he doesn't look so happy about that... Look at that smile! Tell me he's not enjoying himself..."

*sobs* Barry Melrose school of broadcasting, baby! Back Door Kovalev! And enjoying it!


....and now we're talking about some guy on the Sharks, and how he has a great one handed spin move, and how it's the best, because his hands are so soft and made for playmaking... *lesigh*
Hockey's such a wonderfully sexy gay sport. :)

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[sxeraven.livejournal.com]

Dude, it really does just write itself.

And see, I could say that stuff on air and not sound gay doing it. :)