Really Bad Analogies

[la_samtyr]

Note: I will never be able to watch ballet again.

ETA: For more really bad analogies, click on the link:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/16/AR2007031600802.html

I need brain bleach.

Comments

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh - no, ballet will never look the same!

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

And I used to enjoy ballet too. I swear that wretched sentence is now engraved on my brain. :(

[chaotic-binky.livejournal.com]

Those were so funny!

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Funny and horrifyingly bad. Gah!

[aglarien1.livejournal.com]

Those are hilarious! Especially the last two.

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

They really are; I think the writers of the last two have a future in advertising.

[engarian.livejournal.com]

OMG, I am chuckling over my lunch in the back room and I'm sure the customers are wondering what I am finding so amusing :-)

- Erulisse (one L)

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can print it out and post it? :)

[engarian.livejournal.com]

I showed it to my Assistant Manager and we were both laughing at them over an hour later. Great snippets. The only sad thing is that people actually wrote that badly! LOLOL

- Erulisse (one L)

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

OMG the ballerina one that is tragic :(