Meme

[la_samtyr]

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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Yes. Very much so.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Only for sports and weather.)	✓ I own lots of books.  (I have my own library. Seriously.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Glasses.)	✓ I love to play video games.  (I loathe 99.999999% of all video games. I do like 'Backyard Hockey', an AU where the teams have the pros as kids. (I didn't explain that well at all.))	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (A few. Most are a waste of time though.)	✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Not me. They were. Bastards.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Honesty is vastly overrated. People are usually honest when they want to be cruel but if they're being 'honest', they can get away w/almost anything, no matter how vicious or belittling.)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (A lot. And far too much.)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Definitely. Several of them.)	✓ I hate the rain.  (Never! I love the rain! And thunderstorms! Otoh, I don't live in the tropics or the Pacific NorthWet either.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (All the time, or so i'm told.)	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (You betcha!)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (God yes. I hate being so f'n broke.)
✓ I love sushi.  (I've only tried it once. But I'd like to try it again.)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Probably. It depends on what you call a lie though. If I'm talking to you online, I'm honest over 90% of the time.)	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Yeah. Maybe then there would be more safe sex and fewer STD's.)	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.  (It's so hidden, even I don't know what it is.)	✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (Definitely.)	✓ I have a lot of friends.  (Online, yes. Offline, no.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Yes.)	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Yes and no. I don't have a real phone anymore, just a pre-paid cell, and I dont like to talk very long. And all the local people freak if I ask to make a local call.)	✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.  (Yes. Though in summer I change to cutoff jeans.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (I love to cruise eBay--the ultimate shopping mall.)	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Heeeee! Yup, 'tis tue.)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (Yes.)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.  (Sad but true. It's always the married ones who hit on me first though.)
× I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.  (If there is anything more gross... ewwww.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.  (I'm allergic to chlorine, which is why I don't go near pools.)
× I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (Yes, I do. Some of it, not all.)
× I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (But mostly because I have "my" costume, which I keep carefully stored away so that I'm always ready!)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Oh yes.)	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I have no idea what it is though. Or when I might accomplish it.)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (I pretend I am anyway.)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Which is why I am so emotionally closed off these days.)
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (Did I mention my ex-from-hell?)	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (Heh heh. Yup.)	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (My weight problem didn't get out of conrtol until I no longer had my horse(s).)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (I'm not sure which one I belong in though.)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	✓ I am ambidextrous.  (Mildly. I'm not a true ambidexter though.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	✓ I have terrible teeth.  (Sad but true.)
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Very *very* true.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (I've been weird since I was born.)	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (Definitely. I've seen several. I attract UFO's too. And no, it's not because I watch too much Fox, WB, and SciFi channel programming.)
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (Yes. It's bad of me, I know.)	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.  (I don't think so but people irl always tell me I am.)	✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (I don't think so, but people irl say I am.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Not fluently but enough to get by in an emergency.)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (I'm getting old, I need my rest.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (Tv is boring w/all those reruns. I only seem to watch sports now.)	✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.  (Yes. The non-fiction definitely outweighs the fiction.)	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.  (Just my ears.)	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Yes. I missed the flight and by the time I was done wandering around, the taxis had quit running. So i just slept in the airport.)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.  (So very true. I guess that's why they're called dumb animals--because they play hockey. Oh wait... you meant the fur beings. But my answer is still yes.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (I never knew why I felt the way I did until recently. Now that I know, it's easier.)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (I try. I don't know if I succeed.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Always. I've been this way since birth.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Yes. When I ask for help, advice or suggestions, I am told that I am a whiny, trouble-making, irresponsible brat/bitch and to grow up and not waste *their* valuable time. Gee thanks. So there you have it.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.  (Most comedy is stupid and not funny at all. Which is why I need to consider it as a career.)	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (That would be so cool.)	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (Probably.)	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	✓ I'm Irish and loving it.  (Yeah, I've been told for years that's the demon part of me.)	✓ I have a thing for redheads.  (My ex-from-hell was a redhead, so I tend to have a distinctly jaundiced view of them. Sorry.)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (Definitely, which is why I am eager to be reincarnated.)	✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (Yes. I need to be more active but I'm not.)	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.  (What can I say? It just comes naturally.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.  (Yes. But then, I can't sing.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (Yes.)	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (True.)	× I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Yes and no. Some of my real-life ones are also on lj.)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.