On Obtaining Canadian Citizenship

[la_samtyr]

As far as I can tell, the best way to do this is to actually *marry* one of 'em. Seriously! I mean, I've been checking out the various tests, etc. and it seems like none of them are relevant to my current studies. I mean, I have devoted *hours and hours* to be able to quote "Slap Shot" verbatim, and the answers to any question(s) are usually (or should be): *Stanley*. Gretzky, Howe - Messier, Hull (pere et fils, one assumes); and then the 0-6: Boston, Chicago, Detroit, Montreal, New York, and Toronto. But they (the tests) seem to ask stuff like "who's in charge of the government" and other nonsensical questions. That's just wrong, imo. They also want to know how one expects to support oneself if one emigrates. Being a "Hockeyhead" doesn't seem to be the answer, which is strange, cause I know lots of Deadheads who made a perfectly fine living... Um, ok. Nevermind. I'd better shut up before I have to plead the Fifth. Maybe I should *buy* a Fifth? Hmmmm. Just noticed there are no smileys for goofy or clownish. Or at least none that I can find. Back in a few.